Jo Pincushion
A Video of People Walking Into Things? Yes, Please!
You’ve done it, we’ve all done it, but no one really likes to admit walking into something accidentally. Sometimes it’s a telephone poll, sometimes it’s a tricky glass door and sometimes it’s right into the breasts of an unsuspecting lady with big breasts...
10 Reasons You Have No Chance of Winning a Gold Medal — The Funnies
The Olympics are finally here and you’re watching in anticipation. You love the coverage of every Olympic event, and you find yourself running home after work to watch Michael Phelps splish splash his way to victory. The floor routines in female gymnastics leave you giddy, while the volleyball coverage makes you squirm with delight.
Cleavage in a Half Shell: Get Your Geeky Girl’s Next Bra Here
Have you ever wished your girlfriend’s bras had a little more character? Well, have we got the bra for you! This is the coolest bra we’ve ever seen. It gives new meaning to the term “turtle power.”
The Zombie Tarot: Your Key to Surviving the Apocalypse
Just imagine it. You’re barricaded in your home with nothing but a shotgun and a shovel. The undead are clawing at your front door, and their moans are calling for your brains. Should you stay put with the lights off, or head for the hills...
Japanese Man Cooks His Own Penis and Serves It To Paying Dinner Guests
This story is a little hard to swallow. Mao Sugiyama, a 22-year old Japanese asexual, had his genitalia removed in April a few weeks after his 22nd birthday. Mao, who had no use for his twig and berries, didn’t just want to throw his penis away...
Beyonce Named ‘2012 World’s Most Beautiful Woman’
Beyoncé, perhaps you’ve heard of her, has been dubbed “World’s Most Beautiful Woman” by People Magazine.
10 Horror Flicks We Only Watch for the Hot Girls
There’s nothing better than a bad horror flick. That’s the great thing about horror, the movie could be absolutely terrible but you always find an excuse to keep watching.
Megan Fox Is Preggers, Mourn With Her Sexiest Pics
According to Radar Online, Megan Fox is expecting her first child. Fox has played stepmother to Brian Austin Green’s 10-year-old son since 2010, so she’s got some experience under her beautiful belt. Sources say she’s been trying to procreate for a while now...
Almost Everything You’ll Ever Need To Know About The Clitoris
Pay attention fellas. Think you know everything about the female anatomy? Think again. We’re going to tell you some valuable information about that little love button you’re clamoring to find.
Dudes everywhere take pride in the ability to please their woman–and the clitoris is the key to this achievement...
Courtney Stodden Encourages Everyone to ‘Floor Flash’ With Her
Looks like Courtney Stodden has turned over a new leaf in 2012. Ha! Just kidding. She is still an attention whore. Can we say that about a ’17-year-old?’ Well, if the bra fits, but it usually doesn’t in Courtney’s case.
‘TaTa Tattoos’ Demand That Men Stare at a Woman’s Cleavage
Ladies, have you ever found your significant other, or sometimes a complete stranger, staring longingly at your chest and thought, “Gee, I wish I had a message to convey?” Well , now you do!
‘Star Wars’ Breakfast Beverages are Just What The Dark Lord Ordered
Holy Moon of Endor! Think Geek has done it again! Just in time for the holidays, you can give the ones you love Star Wars themed breakfast beverages.