I keep seeing all of these "Seen: Partying in Saratoga" pictures and the people in the pictures don't look like they're partying but just standing around smiling and wearing silly hats.
The first hour of Free Beer & Hot Wings this morning was a "best of" segment where pizza delivery guys called in with their crazy stories about the most interesting customers. Not all were pizza delivery guys, none were any type of delivery woman. Most important, there were not enough local stories.