Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Deranged Woman Puts Poop on Husband’s Toothbrush
Maybe their vows should've said "'Til breath do you 'part."
Road Rage Incident Ends With Driver Spray Painting What on a Truck?
Sounds like someone is in line for a stiff punishment.
This Beer-Dispensing Chair Is Reason to Never Get Up Ever Again
This isn't so much cool as it is ice cold.
Funeral Home to Serve Liquor Because Booze Is a Mourner’s Best Friend
Drinks are on the house, err, the home.
This Lucky (And Very Rich) Woman Just Won the $758 Million Powerball
Talk about having good fortune.
These Are the Dumbest Things You Can Possibly Say on a Date
Wanna woo your potential Miss Right (or Miss Right Now)? Then, don't let these words pass your lips.
Drunk Dude Is Convinced a Fence Is Really an ATM
This guy needs to be cut off.
Naked Man Steals Multiple Beers in Ice Cold Cooler Theft
This thirsty fella went from the cooler to, well, the cooler.
Up Your Trash Talking Game With the Best Non-Cursing Insults
It's things like this that make us glad the Internet is in our lives.
A thread on Reddit asked people to share their best non-swearing insult. If you're in the market for something to shut down someone in your life who has angered, annoyed, or frustrated you, you'd be wise to have some of these at the ready...
Arrested Man Strips Naked and Does What With His Poop?
These police officers have been to smell and back.
What Drink Do Americans Like Most? (Hint: Beer. It’s Beer.)
Let's make a toast to our favorite beverage.
Woman Granted Divorce Because Husband Ignored Her Texts
The writing was on the wall. Or, at least, it was on the screen.