Free Beer Had No Idea Tommy Was Counting This For Months…

Hi Idiots.

I have been looking forward to this post for quite a while. In fact, this post has been months in the making. Since around June, I noticed that Free Beer does something every single morning, and considering the nature of FB's appreciation for stats and sports in general, I decided to start keeping a stat of my own.

You see, every morning FB writes out a general layout of the show so we have a schedule to follow. How well we stick to that schedule is up for debate, but that isn't important right now.

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When he finishes using the sheet from the previous day, he always shoots it across the room to a trash can just out of sight of the camera. I take great joy in seeing him miss his silly basket and have to get up and throw it away like a normal person. So, I started counting his makes and misses.

For total transparency, I'm very aware this is potentially the most boring post I have ever made to anyone who isn't named Tommy. However, this Tommy is thrilled to reveal that, aside from the days he or I were missing, I counted 88 shots and Free Beer:

Made: 55 (62%)

Missed: 33 (38%)

I do not know what to make of this information outside of holding it over FB's head, but I will be counting from day one next year so the stakes will be even higher going forward.