Bite

I personally am one of those people who prefers cats over dogs and have two cats myself, Now I am a bit scared seeing as one of my cats is aggressive.

I've never done LSD but I imagine if I did I would totally see a guy dressed like David The Gnome getting eaten by a dog.

When will we live in a world where Democratic Mayors and Republican groundhogs can gather in one place and not try to bit one another's ears off?

I don’t think I’ll ever truly understand the mind of a redneck. Either this chick is a great fighter or needs a serious lesson in giving oral sex.

I don’t claim to be an expert on dogs, but I do believe I know more then this stupid news lady. You’re not suppose to put your face in a strange dogs face for the very reason he might bite it off!