First off, how on earth can you be conspicuous when it comes to the theft of a cow.. This cannot be an easy feat with an animal that weighs a literal ton.
Being a cow sounds good on paper. You walk around all day eating and chewing cud. Then you get hot and kneel down in the sun. If the bugs in the field get annoying you
Talk about wanting to 'suck' you in, ehh? Maybe the headline should have read 'Brazilian mama with large melons tries to feed a cow via her, large melons'- Has a nice ring to it, no?
Nine year old Holly Lindley has to drink 6 pints of milk a day or she could die. Congratulations on having the most disgusting cure ever.
What an awful life young Holly Lindley will have to live because of her Glycogen Storage Disease...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpLc6_8Xsq4
Regina, a 15-year-old girl from Laufen, Germany asked her parents for a horse, but when her parents said no, she got a cow instead.