You have to give it to drunk people; when it needed they can be rather creative. Not saying that creativeness is pure brilliance but at least they give it a shot.
Like these two drunk who told police their dog was driving when their minivan crashed.
A 16 Year old kid gets probation after killing four people while he was driving drunk. What makes this kid so special? He suffers from "Affluenza", a "condition" he got from his family being too rich.
Normally, drunk drivers create accident scenes, and in this case, this one did- kinda. Well, not kinda, more like- here's an accident scene, I'm drunk, might as well stop for it by ramming into it thus creating an accident scene on top of an accident scene. Confused? Let me break it down for you.