Good News: The world is going to be safe from any possible Alien Invasion as long as I am on the job.
Bad News: If I do not get the job I will lead the Alien Invasion.
Good News: This week's Good News Bad News is a little late because I have been busy mastering our new weather system.
Bad News: Now I am the Weather Wizard, he's a villain so that means that I am a villain and the Flash is going to beat me up and lock me in S.T.A.R. Labs.