All this kid was trying to do was take a shower while belting out the lyrics to Katy Perry's "Dark Horse."
His dad decided that he was singing a bit too loud and wanted to give him a little scare. So, what did he do?
There's this pop broad who dropped a brand new video today called 'American Girl'. I guess this chick was named Rolling Stone Magazine's 'Best Secret Weapon' in 2011 and has a rump that would suggest that she is worthy of said title. While I think her 'singing skills' probably earned her that title I'm going with the rump thing. Pop music sucks! But I digress.
It's all about the boobs on this chilly cold Hump Night. Fitting right? They're warm, squishy and greeaatt (like Tony The Tiger). So why not show them loads of love in the 'Pump or Dump' pub. Oh, the deal with the pub? You're hanging out having a few drinks and two very lovely ladies approach you asking: 'Who you taking home?' Pretty simple, no?
Last Friday porn aficionado Jayden Jaymes was bumped from her throne by none other than Jessica Alba, thanks to your votes. Frankly, I knew it would happen. Jayden's a hot chick, but Jessica, well, she's Jessica Alba. Nuff said.
Congratulations are in order for Ellen DeGeneres after last night's Grammys. She didn't win an award, but she did do something possibly better -- say what we were all thinking about Katy Perry's boobs. With her face. On camera. Take a look.
You have one, I know. "The list." We all have a list of celebrities that we dream would walk up to us in a bar and say "I'm only in town for one night..." Here are my top five ladies that Monte would like to take out for a cup of tea.
There are two things that Katy Perry is good at: Looking hot as hell, and looking hot as hell. Yesterday, Katy filled ol' Monte's fantasy by rocking just a bra to the Kids' Choice Awards (Why didn't woman dress like that when I was a kid?!) and that bra's material? - Nickelodeon Slime.
Normally we would say that Katy Perry could do no wrong. She’s hot, seems pretty smart and can sing, but one thing she can’t do is rap. That is PAINFULLY obvious from the forthcoming video.
Freshly back-on-the-market pop startlet Katy Perry is getting hot and heavy with ‘The Sims 3: Showtime,’ a new addition to the PC game that allows you to pursue your dreams of becoming a dancer, musician, magician and — maybe it’s just us, but we doubt it — Katy Perry’s virtual boy toy...