miss universe

If you were not watching football last night but instead were fixated on the Miss Universe pageant you were fortunate enough to enjoy a huge dose of awkwardness in real time. If you missed it please allow me to elaborate…

On The Free Beer & Hot Wings Morning Show they made fun of some pageant contestant's answers to the questions she was asked. I don't know if it was Miss America or Miss Universe. They then took pageant questions from callers and I did not recognize any of our listeners voices, because you are listeners and not speakers. I point this out for no particular reason. I did not get to call in, but I

I hate to say it, but for once I feel sorry for the women of beauty pageants. Looks as if you are all doomed!

Angola’s Leila Lopes was crowned Miss Universe 2011. Hooorrrayyyyyy, Angola! You’ve waited so long for your champion and here she is in all her splendor.