news paper

I really hope I’m not the only person who immediately made this connection but I understand the chances are pretty good that I am. I walked into the break room today to see a stack of Metrolands sitting on the table. As soon as I glanced at the cover photo I automatically thought “oh man they have the scoop on the new star wars film...

I don’t know why the paper delivery lady is all upset about seeing some good old fashion featherless baby bird, that was a gift and she should have appreciated it!