one night stands

Before M snagged me, and I became monogamous, I was the queen of the one night stand. I had too much baggage to be involved in much more, and I really like sex, so there were only two other options, really. And since friends with benefits still required more commitment than I was interested in, I got picking up dudes and chicks, bringing them home and then waking up to an empty bed down to an art.

Halloween parties are a great opportunity for random hook-ups. Especially because every girl is wearing a sexy costume. We don’t know that for fact, since we haven’t been invited to a Halloween party in years. We based that info on the comments people with lives make on their Facebook pages.