pie in the face

I don't have many personal highlights of 2015, or at least I don't have many highlights that others would consider a highlight, but there is 1 that stands out as a legitimate highlight, it's not the time I walked around the office in yoga pants, or getting smashed in the face and beat in the head for "The 12 Days of Christmas," it was when I interviewed WWE Superstar Neville...

On the 11th day of Christmas, Q103 gave me oregano, but it was supposed to be "Pipers Piping," and now I would like to file a complaint. Although I enjoy sharing my gifts, from Q103 with all of you, there are 2 that I am upset about. "Ladies Dancing" I did not mind the glitter bomb, it felt kind of dazzling, but if someone asked me what would I rather get...

On the 10th day of Christmas, Q103 got interesting, because they did not know how to give me "Lords a Leaping," Flounder & Dave came to the conclusion, that they would give me a special gift from Lemmy Kilmister, because Lemmy is God.   On the 10th day of Christmas, Q103 violated me with Lemmy's mole, I don't know why Flounder and Dave thought I needed the gift of being violated by L

On the 5th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me, 5 Onion Rings, to the face, if they had given me 5 Golden Rings I would of opened my mouth, so I could swallow them and keep them. I have been smashed in the face with food and beat in the head with a phone for Christmas, I don't know if these gifts are for me or for you, because I don't get to keep the things I get smashed in the face with, or beat in

"The 12 Days of Christmas," is a very confusing song, because it begins on "The first day of Christmas," the song counts up to the 12th day, at the beginning of each verse but suddenly begins counting down, or is it just listing the gifts given on each day in reverse order...