You remember your first car, right? Ah, my sweet 1991 Sunbird - equipt with that high-tech AM/FM radio. I know what it's like saving up $250 to purchase such a beast and thinking "Man, I wish I were rich like, like The President, then I could roll around in a badass mobile like the Presidential State Car." Come to find out, President Obama wasn't always rolling around in such a suave
I knew that President Obama was a younger guy and not the traditional stuffy old president like we are use to, but who knew he liked to rock out to Lady Gaga? News to me. He does a pretty good job with it too. So when he no doubt leaves the oval office after one term, he might be able to take up a singing career at least.
Forget Ron Paul, Mitt Romney and Michelle Bachmann. The next candidate for President of the United States Of America is Vermin Supreme, who promises that if elected we all get free ponies.
Now here’s some fun holiday news. President Barack Obama shops at Best Buy and PetSmart… just like us!
And what, pray tell, was our nation’s leader shopping for? Why, Christmas gifts for the family, of course.