Sochi 2014

I have to admit: I'm a fan of curling. Seriously! Sitting up at all hours of the night watching chicks slide behind, whatever that thing they're sliding behind is, drinking tons of cold ones thinking: Someone has spent years and years and years perfecting the art of brooming an ice lane while someone slides behind like some sort of graceful swan. Curling, man, curling.

Awesome sports, an American born snow boarder who became a Russian (by marriage) only to win a medal for Russia and be happy about it, along with some gay hate and those Pussy Riot chicks getting beat down by 'police' and boom- You have everything Sochi 2014 has to offer.