On the Free Beer & Hot Wings Morning Show they had a segment about the most shoplifted Christmas item, it was Baby Jesus, with that in mind: Would you steal a something and give it away as a Christmas gift? Would you accept a stolen Christmas gift?
Candy is not getting any healthier, if your kids don't eat candy then they will stay healthy, adults with kids don't need to be that healthy, so eat your kids Halloween candy and you will be doing a good deed.
I have never stolen anything because I'm an American who tries to lead by example, but it does not work. People steal street signs all the time, I have heard many stories from people who are very proud to have stolen a street sign.
A couple accused of stealing flowers from a grave site on Mother's Day appeared in Ballston Spa Village Court yesterday. Guess what? They regret taking the flowers.
It's a fact, there's less to do now then ever before. If only people were contributing entertainment in some easily accessible medium for free. Until my dream becomes a reality, we're just gonna have to deal with the consequences, crime.
Two dudes down in Florida (assumed the most boring state ever) decided to go a robbing to pass the time...
I've always had an issue with teachers taking my property, but I really shouldn't have been listen to my diskmen (Portable CD (physical MP3) player) in class.
London men's luxury brand Dunhill has introduced their newest item- a virtually indestructible (Indestructible!) wallet. The new biometric wallet has a Bluetooth proximity alarm, carbon fiber shell and a fingerprint sensor for ultimate security. Sound awesome? All you need to get this item is a decent fingerprint, oh and $825.