stormy daniels

Porn star Stormy Daniels will be bringing her tour to a New York area strip club next week.

I've recently learned that porn-stars make a s--- ton of bank. You're saying to yourself: duh! But listen: A few nights ago I stumbled upon a few tweets from Stormy Daniels. Familiar with Stormy? She's been in the Adult Entertainment Industry for close to 15 years and even considered running for a senate seat back in 2010 in her home state of Louisiana. Back to Stormy's tweets.

It's all about the boobs on this chilly cold Hump Night. Fitting right? They're warm, squishy and greeaatt (like Tony The Tiger). So why not show them loads of love in the 'Pump or Dump' pub. Oh, the deal with the pub? You're hanging out having a few drinks and two very lovely ladies approach you asking: 'Who you taking home?' Pretty simple, no?