wi-fi

A Southwest Airlines flight from Seattle to Denver was delayed about four hours last week because of an idiot on board who chose poorly when naming his wi-fi hotspot, Fox 31 Denver reported.

Most people think the only way the internet can reduce a guy’s chances of having children is because of games like World of Warcraft lowering sex appeal. But that’s not the real reason the internet is risking a man’s chances for reproducing. WiFi is actually harming sperm.