It's bad enough I’m jealous of Mike Fisher, but now I want to be this 12 year old in the worst way!

Carrie Underwood brought this lucky 12 year old on stage to give him his very first kiss. When she asked “how are we going to do this?” he demanded “'ip to lip," and blam-o! Carrie Underwood is kissing kids on stage and I sit home crying using my tears as lubrication.

You've got to hand it to this kid, he saw an opportunity and he took it! I’m sure now he’s regretting not going full Wendy Peffercorn on her but lip to lip is still a major accomplishment. Suck it Mike Fisher. First you leave my Senators for Nashville and now your woman is being taped making out with tweens!