Ben Worcester
![Store Owner Spanks Robber After Hitting Him In Face With Bear Spray [FBHW]](http://townsquare.media/site/79/files/2012/08/ZhenYang.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Store Owner Spanks Robber After Hitting Him In Face With Bear Spray [FBHW]
The guys learned this morning that it is not wise to mess with Canadian convenience store owners as they watched some incredible and hilarious footage of Zhen Yang defending himself and his business from two would-be burglars.
![5th-Graders in Montana Predicted the Internet’s Future in 1995 [FBHW]](http://townsquare.media/site/79/files/2012/08/Internet1995.jpg?w=980&q=75)
5th-Graders in Montana Predicted the Internet’s Future in 1995 [FBHW]
The guys cracked each other up this morning while watching a video of 5th-Graders in Montana predicting the future of the Internet. Before they started watching, Free Beer got the guys talking about the Internet, asking everyone if they remembered when they started using the Web in their radio work...
![Free Beer and Hot Wings Listen to Tom Arnold Roast Roseanne [FBHW]](http://townsquare.media/site/79/files/2012/08/TomArnoldRoseanne.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Free Beer and Hot Wings Listen to Tom Arnold Roast Roseanne [FBHW]
Free Beer and the guys watched a video of Tom Arnold’s surprise visit to Comedy Central’s Roast of Roseanne.
Surprisingly, everyone was on board with Arnold’s appearance. This has to be a first – Tom Arnold actually running the table with positive reactions. Arnold’s appearance c
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![German Wedding Singer Chokes On Microphone [FBHW]](http://townsquare.media/site/79/files/2012/08/GermanSinger.jpg?w=980&q=75)
German Wedding Singer Chokes On Microphone [FBHW]
The guys watched a video of a German wedding singer who had a microphone shoved down his throat and had no idea what to make of it. From the start of the video, Zane was confused.
“This is a guy?” asked Zane. “What am I seeing?”
After the vide
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![The Guys Watch Scary, First Person Video of Plane Crash [FBHW]](http://townsquare.media/site/79/files/2012/08/PlaneCrash.jpg?w=980&q=75)
The Guys Watch Scary, First Person Video of Plane Crash [FBHW]
Free Beer queued up a crazy video from inside the cockpit of a small plane that crashes shortly after taking off. Zane, clearly a little apprehensive about watching, wanted to know if the video “started out terrible.” Hot Wings responded that “once they get into the air, it doesn’t take long.”
![Surfing Cat Escapes Dog + Welsh Corgi At Water Park [FBHW]](http://townsquare.media/site/79/files/2012/08/SurfingCat.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Surfing Cat Escapes Dog + Welsh Corgi At Water Park [FBHW]
Dogs vs. Cats. It’s an age-old war that continued this morning on the show, as the guys laughed their way through a couple of cute animal videos.
![Free Beer and Hot Wings Talk To Butt-Kicking Convenience Store Clerk [FBHW]](http://townsquare.media/site/79/files/2012/08/ButtKickingClerk.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Free Beer and Hot Wings Talk To Butt-Kicking Convenience Store Clerk [FBHW]
Free Beer, Hot Wings and Zane enjoyed watching a video of a female clerk beating the crap out of a would-be robber at a Family Dollar store in South Carolina.
![Watch Five Guys Get Shot With 21,000 Paintballs – For Charity [FBHW]](http://townsquare.media/site/79/files/2012/08/21kPaintballs.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Watch Five Guys Get Shot With 21,000 Paintballs – For Charity [FBHW]
Getting hit with paintballs was a hot topic of discussion this morning after the guys watched a video of five other (unlucky) guys getting pelted with 21,000 paintballs in order to raise awareness about child poverty. The video makes it clear before the action starts: each paintball represents one child in the world that dies due to poverty every day.
![The Guys Think Everyone Should Ease Up On Lolo Jones [FBHW]](http://townsquare.media/site/79/files/2012/08/Lolo.jpg?w=980&q=75)
The Guys Think Everyone Should Ease Up On Lolo Jones [FBHW]
Free Beer, Hot Wings and Zane talked about the backlash against Lolo Jones this morning. Jones, who went on the Today Show after her tough loss in the 110m Hurdles on Tuesday, spoke out against her critics.
![Producer Joe Challenged To Beat 90-Year Old Man’s Pole Vault Record [FBHW]](http://townsquare.media/site/79/files/2012/08/oldpolevault.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Producer Joe Challenged To Beat 90-Year Old Man’s Pole Vault Record [FBHW]
While discussing the Olympics this morning, the guys watched a video of Dr. William Bell, the 90-year old world record holder in the pole vault for his age bracket. We’ll be the first to admit, we had no idea there was even anything close to a 90-year age bracket for pole vaulting.
Des
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![Double Trainbow: Man Way Too Excited Over Trains [FBHW]](http://townsquare.media/site/79/files/2012/08/doubletrainbow.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Double Trainbow: Man Way Too Excited Over Trains [FBHW]
Free Beer promised the guys a video that would rival the Double Rainbow meme that became an Internet sensation a few years ago. Judging from everyone’s reaction to this video of a guy watching trains, Free Beer delivered on that promise. To b
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![The Guys Are Disgusted With Olympic Boxing Judges [FBHW]](http://townsquare.media/site/79/files/2012/08/boxing.jpg?w=980&q=75)
The Guys Are Disgusted With Olympic Boxing Judges [FBHW]
Free Beer, Hot Wings and Zane talked about the controversial boxing match between Japan’s Satoshi Shimizu and Azerbaijan’s Magomed Abdulhamidov, which led to Abdulhamidov winning via decision, despite being knocked down five times in the final round.
The guys
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