Chris Illuminati

Mindi Smith is a fitness model and TV host from the Big Apple.

Meet Glitch, a SuicideGirl who loves zombies, hates fake boobs and needs a good cuddle.

Filling the shoes, and newly ample bosom, of former ESPN sideline reporter and peephole dancing dame Erin Andrews isn’t going to be an easy task. Andrews bolted the worldwide leader for a Fox Sports gig and the boys in Bristol quickly named her replacement — the longhorny Samantha Steele. She was with the Longhorn Network before ESPN. It was too terrible of a pun to pass up.

Today’s SuicideGirl is Yesenia, a 27-year-old from Florida who gets hot when she sees a guy with messy hair and calls Larry David a personal hero. Pretttty, pretty good.

Adam “MCA” Yauch, a member of the influential and legendary New York rap group the Beastie Boys passed away today at the age of 47. MCA leaves behind not only a nation of hardcore fans, but a legacy of music that will love on for generations.

Jamie Michelle (aka ‘Miiss Jamie Michelle’) is a 28-year-old model from Los Angeles, California.

Kate Upton is in ‘The Three Stooges’ movie and we only know that because we’ve watched the commercial more than we’ve actually watched the original Three Stooges films. Overkill? As Curly put it… “SOYTENLY!”

Jeanette Reid is a professional model from Los Angeles, California. She has appeared in Playboy Magazine Special Editions 2011, the 2012 Rockstar Calendar, a Manny Pacquiao commercial shoot San Manuel Casino and on the official Manny Pacquiao website.

In the month of January, the website ran a ‘Hottest Cheerleading Squad‘ competition. We thought for sure one of the cheerleading squads for the “popular” NFL teams would walk away with the win. We were all ready to crown the Cowboys or Dolphins squads before the competition even started.

Kali Ann Mass is a Playboy Cyber Girl and Special Edition Model from Orlando, Florida.

Alice Goodwin was discovered by talent scouts while sunbathing on the beach.