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![Sloppy Robber Leaves His Resume at Victim’s Home](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/11/Erin.gif?w=980&q=75)
Sloppy Robber Leaves His Resume at Victim’s Home
"Attention to detail" is probably not something this guy needs to put on his CV.
![Police End Interrogation Because Suspect Farted Too Much](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/11/Fart2.gif?w=980&q=75)
Police End Interrogation Because Suspect Farted Too Much
Perhaps he should try the "whoever smelt it dealt it" defense.
![Pennywise Photobombing Engagement Photos Is All You Need to Know About 2017](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/10/It.gif?w=980&q=75)
Pennywise Photobombing Engagement Photos Is All You Need to Know About 2017
Deep down, this killer clown is a romantic.
![Wanted Man Turns Himself In, Gives Cops Doughnuts](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/10/Michael.gif?w=980&q=75)
Wanted Man Turns Himself In, Gives Cops Doughnuts
He may be a criminal, but at least he's an honest one.
![Drunk Man Sets Himself on Fire After Cowboys Loss](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/10/Dak.gif?w=980&q=75)
Drunk Man Sets Himself on Fire After Cowboys Loss
This guy is feeling the burn.
![Heartbroken Piano Man’s Plan to Win Back Girlfriend Ends With a Punch](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/09/Piano.gif?w=980&q=75)
Heartbroken Piano Man’s Plan to Win Back Girlfriend Ends With a Punch
Breaking up sure is painful.
![Most Dude Survey Ever Names the Best Places for a ‘Mancation’](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/07/Mancatiion.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Most Dude Survey Ever Names the Best Places for a ‘Mancation’
This is basically the adult version of a kids' treehouse with a "No Girls Allowed" sign outside of it.
![Man With an Epic Half-Beard Has Been Arrested](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/07/Kevin.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Man With an Epic Half-Beard Has Been Arrested
This guy's attempt at shaving is half-hearted.
![Woman’s Headaches Are Really a Spider Living in Her Ear](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/06/Spider.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Woman’s Headaches Are Really a Spider Living in Her Ear
Daddy longlegs, meet migraine.
![Thieves Stole a Whopping $160,000 Worth of Beer](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/05/Beer2.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Thieves Stole a Whopping $160,000 Worth of Beer
The only thing better than a nice cold one is a heck of a lot of nice cold ones.
![Tattoos Now Make Noise Because Our Bodies Are Too Darned Quiet](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/05/Tattoo.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Tattoos Now Make Noise Because Our Bodies Are Too Darned Quiet
Tattoos are now something for the eyes and the ears.
![‘The Friend Zone’ As a Horror Movie Feels Waaaay Too Real](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/05/Friend.jpg?w=980&q=75)
‘The Friend Zone’ As a Horror Movie Feels Waaaay Too Real
Perhaps the only thing worse than being stuck in a mall while your girl goes shoe shopping is NOT being the guy she expects to sit patiently while she goes shoe shopping.