Dan America Takes It in the Mouth (Video)
I like cheese.
My favorite kind of cheese is Nacho Cheese, but I have never tried stinky cheese. So, when I walked into the break room, I could not resist.
The Limburger was not that bad at first bite, but the more I chewed, the more I felt like I was going to spew. I did not know how gross what I put in my mouth was until I Googled Limburger and found out that it's not supposed to be all melted on the inside.
So, I guess I ate some pretty stinky cheese. This just reminds me of one of my favorite books when I was a kid: "The Stinky Cheese Man".
The question still remains: What won't I put in my mouth or all over my face, and what won't I wear in public?
My question is: Since I have so much in common with porn stars, shouldn't I get to hang out with porn stars?
I met some gay porn stars before, so I guess I can't complain.