Happy 4th of July from Dan America.

Happy 4th of July, here are some tips that you did not ask for to enhance your American holiday experience:

• Eat a Cheese Burger.
• Eat a Hot Dog and make sure that you put ketchup on it because ketchup is on the Hot Dog in my name.
• Slip and Slide.
• Register to Vote.
• Eat cereal and watch cartoons all morning.
• Write things on Post-it notes in Crayola Crayons.
• Eat only Hershey’s Chocolate, tell people eating foreign chocolate that their chocolate taste like dust.
• Listen to The Generation X Files on iTunes or Google Play Music.
• Listen to Q103 all day.
• Listen to ALT 105.7 all day.
• Boycott Tea and if you catch anyone drinking tea dump it out on them, not on them though.
• Declare your Independence from someone or something, why isn’t that a thing but everyone always has a New Years Resolution?
• Don’t talk about politics.
• Play Football and laugh at people playing Soccer.
• Fireworks of course, it would not be the 4th of July unless you blow something up but make sure you don’t blow off your fingers or shoot your eye out.
• Drink Beer.
• Noodle Salad.

Happy 4th of July, be safe.