You’re kid maybe a genius and socially retarded in every way, but man does she make great television for morons like me.

The spelling bee is the one time a year all the creepy tweaked out home school kids get to see the sun light. It’s a long grueling battle of nerves and emotions and its all broadcasted throughout the nation. These kids maybe very smart yes, but they seem to be lacking some important social skills that may help them later in life.

I suppose I make fun of these kids because I’m jealous… I don’t know if you noticed but I sure as hell can spell.