Man Spends $70,000+ On Sex Change To Look Like Britney Spears

A 26-year-old Britney Spears fan has spent more than $70,000 to look like the pop queen who’s a Toxic Slave 4 U. 

The man from a small Bible-belt town in Ohio once known as Kody now goes by the name Kara and aspires to become an actress . ‘She’ says even before she got the sex change people were mistaking her for a girl and some even told her she looked like Britney Spears. Again, still not a good reason to have your wiener cut off.

“When people told me they could see Britney in me, it was a huge compliment.” said Hays. “I viewed her as a very strong woman. Everybody wanted to date her.”

By the time Kody was 15, he had already been diagnosed with gender dysphoria and with his parent’s consent he began taking female hormones in order to start making progressive efforts toward his sex change. His folks really stuck by the whole, ‘you can be anything you want’ method of child-rearing.

Then in 2002, after an intensive 14-hour gender reassignment surgery and breast implant surgery – Kara was complete. We wonder how many times he/she played, “Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman” before going under the knife.

Incidentally, Kara says that once she got the sex change everything at school “went perfectly normal”. Our guess is she was either still too stoned from the anesthesia or bullies were just too creeped out to hit her baby one more time even after she couldn’t stop yelling, ‘I’m Britney, b*tch!’