Missed Connections Aid
I am always trying to help my fellow Americans, recently I took the liberty of viewing our local Missed Connections on craigslist.org, and I did some rewrites to help our locals in finding those missed connections.
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We are all decaying at Hudson terrace apt - m4w
I stalk you and your cat, I have proof, you have a friend with a little boy. I know you're carious about me because you're old so you must be decaying, but I don't know how you can possibly be decaying about me. If you see this, tell me what kind of car you drive so I can stalk you more.
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Thursday Morning Car Accident on Western Ave near Crossgates - m4w
I saw you while we were both driving and you are so hot, I almost got into an accident and my jaw somehow detached itself from my face and hit the floor.
I am suing you now, you have long black hair. I think you can afford the lawsuit because you drive a Volkswagen.
P.S. You should not date me, I am a bad driver.
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Please Pee On Me Again - m4w
You used to give me Golden Showers, I know you still have to pee, please pee on me.
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Dave B from Schenectady, wanna get laid? - w4m
This is obvious, I want to hook up, some people will get upset.
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Cannoli Eater
You may of lost the Cannoli eating competition at Summer night in Schenectady, but I still want your cream covered beard.
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Do What I Say! - m4w
Girl at Staples tech desk on Wednesday in North Greenbush, E-mail me.
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Tell me what it was - m4w
You gave me your business card, I must of lost it because I made this post on Missed Connections.