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Sammy Hagar’s liquor empire continues to grow. The Red Rocker has announced the latest in his Cabo Wabo line of tequilas, a mixture of coffee and tequila called Cabo Diablo.

The guy in the lower part of the video is taking his time making sure everything is lined up correctly and "just right", little does he know what is about to happen.

As a youngin, well, more like a teenager mom offered up a very important piece of advice: 'If you ever come drunk or with police you will have no place to live'. Thank god she never followed through cause I was definitely brought home by the Albany Country Sheriff's once, but listen that's irrelevant here. ;-) With that said, son comes home drunk, dad throws him out, end of story.

Alcohol is good. I like alcohol. Most people of legal age would agree with me on both of those points. Consuming bodily fluids? Probably not something that as many people (myself included) enjoy. However, a trend is emerging where people are mixing the two.

Last night on our Facebook page I posed a very important question: 'If you had to choose between Bacon or Booze, which could you live without?' Riveting right? Apparently, this is a serious question and many had plenty to say.

It does not take the well trained nose of a beer aficionado to determine if a beer has gone bad or not. No sir; upscale brew connoisseur and backwoods drunkards alike know that there is only one word to describe the putrid scent of beer gone rotten – and that is “skunk.”

Aside from waking up next to some wild beast with chronic halitosis and a wooden leg, one of the most horrifying experiences a man can possibly have after a blackout rendezvous with a bottle of grain alcohol is blindness.