canada

I've never really been a huge fan of the French Canadians but after seeing how well they beat the snot out of each other I think I might have a change of heart. I love hockey and It’s not secret. I love hockey so much that I wish this country of ours would stop messing with this lousy whole gay marriage bull crap and focus on the real issues, like when is it going to be legal for Hockey and me to

RJ City is one of many Toronto natives who are fed up with the women in the city. No longer should men have to live in fear. It’s time to take back the streets and protect what is ours… our genitals that is.

Out of Toronto, Canada Danko Jones has been shaking up the Q103 air waves lately. If you’re digging what you hear then check out their official music video for “A Beautiful Day”.

I didn’t believe it at first but over the weekend I spent 33 minutes trying to tear a Canadian Twenty in half. I felt like I let America down that night.

The death to Hostess has left Twinkie lovers everywhere crushed, but there might be a way to still get your inappropriate shaped cream filled fix.

Listen, I think its cute Canada has the CFL and all but let’s leave it at that. We can’t have chubby Mayor Rob “Kool-aid” Ford trying to handle the pig skin. It looks cannibalistic.

Some people might view this as me making fun of this kid, but the God's honest truth is that I respect the hell out of him!

Not only is it kinky, but it’s also a part of a well balanced diet. You Canadians sure know how to party! I mean teach, Teach!

This is exactly the reason I never do anything nice for anyone, I know in my hear it will end up costing me like $2,600.

In a bizarre story from our wonderful neighbors to the north, a girl is humiliated and a Principal of a school is without a job.

A pizza place in Canada has added a couple of pizza's to there menu that will put quite a hurting on your wallet.

I already love the city of Ottawa because it’s the home of my favorite hockey team and everyone there speaks silly French. But now they have a sex museum?  Yahtzee!