christmas music

On the 6th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me, 6 eggs, instead of "6 Geese A Laying," because if they hit me in the face with 6 geese, it would be messy, very messy. Just in case you silly folks, want to split hairs about it. 2 eggs were in the plate, that someone, so politely smashed into my face...

On the 5th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me, 5 Onion Rings, to the face, if they had given me 5 Golden Rings I would of opened my mouth, so I could swallow them and keep them. I have been smashed in the face with food and beat in the head with a phone for Christmas, I don't know if these gifts are for me or for you, because I don't get to keep the things I get smashed in the face with, or beat in

On the 4th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me a phone, not a smart phone, or a cell phone and not even a cordless phone, but a corded phone. I am both happy and proud to receive this gift from Q103, because I am pretty sure that I am the only person in America, receiving this gift, and it went straight to my head...

We the people at Q103, have been working hard to give you the 12 days of Christmas, we have been working hard to figure out what to smash me in the face with, it's hard because we can not smash me in the face with French Hens, so we use things like French Fries instead...

"The 12 Days of Christmas," is a very confusing song, because it begins on "The first day of Christmas," the song counts up to the 12th day, at the beginning of each verse but suddenly begins counting down, or is it just listing the gifts given on each day in reverse order...

3 Years ago, Albany, NY set the record for: the most people singing "Jingle Bells," while ringing Jingle Bells, and of course, I was there, because I am the King of Ding-a-ling. It was a cold day in Albany, in front of the Times Union Center, but I had experienced a cold day like that before, because my camera man and I had the wrong day, the day before...

Who is Suzy Snowflake? I think that she is some kind of Witch, that can control the weather, but children love her because she can make it snow, so that there will be school closings, I am not sure, but Suzy Snowflake scares me, and so does this video...

"Dominick the Donkey." A holiday classic, that used to scare me as a child, but now it makes me angry, because Dominick does not have his own movie. I think that Dominick does not have his own movie, because holiday movies are prejudice toward Italians, and that is not fair...

They sure don't make Halloween music like this anymore, but if you really want to scare people this Halloween, play this music, and enjoy the irony. It's fun to relive the past, and in this case, it seems that they thought Halloween music should sound like Christmas music, but don't judge, maybe they had it right...

As I was visiting the Clifton Park Mall on Saturday I heard Christmas/Holiday music being blasted through the speakers facing the parking lot and throughout the mall. Mind you, this is three days after the holiday, itself, has come to pass. This made me wonder, when is the appropriate time to stop playing seasonal music?

Tis the season for gift giving, food eating, and loads of party time. Speaking of party time, I think I found the greatest collection of Christmas songs for the bestest of shin-digs.