Once agian, thank you Craigslist! I didn't know that THIS was the secret weapon I need to be a true bro and make the ladies weak in the knees.
As only a true used car salesman can do, this guy weaves a beautiful tale of BS that makes me want his old piece of crap trucks...
So, you are at Q-ruption, the most hardcore show of the summer. You're rockin' out to Of Mice & Men, Marilyn Manson, and Slipknot and you meet the girl of your dreams. What do you do? Hit up the Missed Connections section of Albany's Craigslist, of course!
Remember when you were a kid and you would beg, plead with your parents to get you something like a dog, video game system, or even something for the yard so your friends would come over to play?
Sure, back then you didn't understand the concept of money but you wanted to be the coolest kid on the block. One father caved in to this kids request, only to have them not use the trampoline he bought f
So I was perusing through the Albany SubReddit today, and someone brought up this questionable Craigslist ad:
Women 18 to 35 Wanted for Paid Activity $100 (Albany area)
This may sound strange but I'm looking for a female volunteer who would be willing to go without urinating for 4 hours while consuming a 16...
Next to the guy in Connecticut looking for his farting beauty, this is the second best ad to ever appear on Craigslist. Nine months worth of 'acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings' are wanted via Mike from Albany.