Just when I thought we were going to make it through the holiday weekend with zero fight stories I find myself quickly realizing that that will never happen. Never! To Voorheesville we go we go!
A group of kids were caught on video throwing punches and pulling hair like champs Monday afternoon at the corner of Livingston Avenue and Henry Johnson Boulevard with a Subway employee saying she saw an adult allegedly punching a child. Wait, what?
Nothing says 'Meeerica, F--k Yeah' like a bunch of cops, a rowdy group of party people and some random dude on the sidelines giving you quality 'love your country, defeat the terrorists' commentary. Smell it? Meeerica!!!
Finally someone says what’s actually truly on their mind after a fight. Tony Thompson doesn't say the weak boring sponsor thanking stuff, no he says what any would be thinking if they were in his shoes. Most fighters go days, weeks and even months with out releasing them selves...
Listen, when you decide you're going to rob a store you better get all your ducks in a row. You need a bullet proof plan. You know, like actually pulling of the heist and not getting your ass handed to you. Seems basic enough right?
Dun dun dun dun dun dun. dun dun dun dun... Sorry, just singing Under The Bridge to myself as I watch this video of Anthony Kiedis not taking ish from anyone, even Rolling Stones security detail at a Four Seasons in Philly.
What do you get when your brother Darrell, and your other brother Darrell get into an alcohol fueled fight? Well, you crack open a brew, tell them not to hit each other with closed hands, and well- turn on the video camera.
As of right now, professional Mixed Martial Arts is not legal in New York State. To that we say 'boo'. The lovely ring card girls of Cage Wars are stepping up to help the cause.
C-L-A-S-S-Y is the only way to describe this scene. The one thing I regret most as a child is that my parents didn't fist fight enough at my sporting events.
Remember that Tyson/Holyfield fight back in 97? How could you not. Holyfield was beating on Mike and Mike was like: Nah, you headbutted me, I'm gonna take out a chunk of your ear with my mouth. I remember seeing this thinking: I can't believe big Mike Tyson just did that. Fast forward to 2-12-13, Stamford, CT.