Shortly after 3 am Thursday morning, police were called to the Glenville Walmart on Dutch Meadows Lane on a report of larceny.
The theft? A television
The thief? A one-legged man. (no lie)
Why is it that mugshots continue to be the worst pictures in the entire world? Now, criminals aren't the best citizens, but police do one hell of a job catching everyone off guard for these shots.