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On the 6th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me, 6 eggs, instead of "6 Geese A Laying," because if they hit me in the face with 6 geese, it would be messy, very messy. Just in case you silly folks, want to split hairs about it. 2 eggs were in the plate, that someone, so politely smashed into my face...

This year, we the people of Q103, want to spread some holiday cheer, and I volunteered. Actually no one else was willing to do, what I am for you, so enjoy! and remember, there will be 11 more. Getting hit in the face with a plate full of pears is not all that bad, despite getting the sticky juice all over my face, it tasted good, so I can't complain, because porn stars have to deal with a lot wor

This one time, I was watching "A Christmas Story" and Uncle Sam came to me, and was like "Dan you have to save Christmas, for America." You're welcome. That was 2 years ago, and it seems like it was just yesterday. 2 years later, and my copy of "A Christmas Story" does not work anymore, because I watched it too many times, and I moved out of my parents house, so my mo

Today is the day that we celebrate discovering something that was already there, and take full credit for discovering it, so that people can make movies about you, write books about you, and give you, your own holiday. A year and a half ago, I discovered Q103...

What is considered to be bad poetry can be good poetry, and what is considered to be good poetry can be bad poetry, but it's bad poetry day, so all poetry in this blog post is bad.

When Jake & Louie visited Q103 the 3 of us had all sorts of fun, including a meet and greet with everyone's favorite Flounder, we were supposed to be getting advice on how to break into radio, but this happened instead.

Chelsea Handler was always a different kind of late-night talk show host and has always had a bit more of an edge to her comedy. On "Conan," she has always made a few sly remarks to sidekick Andy Richter about his weight. Andy finally decided he had enough.

After weeks of speculation, Jessica Simpson has announced she is pregnant. It’ll be the first child for the singer/actress/designer/former reality star and her fiancé, former pro football player Eric Johnson. In lieu of sending them a gift to help them decorate their nursery, we decided to give them the gift of laughter. Here are 12 jokes about Jessica being pregnant:

BuzzFeeder Dan Milano snapped a photo of this unfortunate scene at his cousin’s wedding. It looks like somebody should have gone with fewer bridesmaids.

No he isn't but a hilarious prankster has posted these awesome missing person posters all over Los Angeles.