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Pump or Dump is fitting for Hump Night, no? Picture this: You're in a bar on a random Wednesday night and out of no where two random beauts appear and present you with a question: 'Which one of us would you take home?' You're like: 'Ummm, thank you thank you thank you.'

We are in the second month of 2013 and so far Five Finger Death Punch have been the big winners, as their hit song "The Pride" took the crown last month. It's a new month and we have an updated list of old and new tunes that need your votes in order to move on to the next round, so pick your favorite and vote away!

This premise of this poll is fairly easy. Picture yourself in a bar/pub having a few drinks. Out of no where, two very lovely ladies approach you and say: 'Hey you, which one of us are you taking home tonight?' At first your put off, thinking: 'How could this be, this has never happened'. My friend, in the bar/pub that is 'Pump or Dump', you're always sought after- always! Enjoy it!

Hey, did you catch Halestorm on Kimmel? Holy smokes man, it was sick! Speaking of Halestorm, Lzzy Hale displayed her 'Pump or Dump' crown proudly last night after a huge win over Maria Brink on Monday. My oh my how things change though.

My guess is about 90% of those who have Internet access in this world like to sit back and watch videos on the ever-so famous YouTube site. Perhaps the most enjoyable thing about it is that it's free. Well that might all change some time this year as the Google Inc.-owned company is planning to implement paid subscriptions in order to view the content. Would you be willing to pay to watch videos?

So, you're at the bar one night and out of no where last call is called. while soaking that in two random chicks appear out of no where. They approach you and ask you to choose one of them, you know, to take home for the evening. One thing though: these chicks just happen to be Maria Brink and Lzzy Hale. Who would you pick?

Well the first 'Top Rock Song' poll of the year has come to a close and Five Finger Death Punch's hit single "The Pride" has been declared the winner. They dueled it out all month long with Avenged Sevenfold's "Carry On" and managed to stay on top to win the first title for 2013. Enjoy the music video after the jump!

Schenectady, NY is one of those cities that is rich in history, culture, and celebrity. G.E. is here. Mickey Rourke (The Wrestler) is from here. 'The Place Beyond The Pines' was filmed here. 'Pump or Dump' was created here. See what I'm saying: Schenectady is where it's at!

So, you're at a bar hanging with two ladies. At the end of the night, the two ladies say to you: 'Who you taking home tonight?' You think long and hard, examining looks, brains, and most of all, how fantastic of a night you had with the two lovelies. Of course, this is all hypothetical, but you see where I'm going with this?

After 5 days of voting. Hold on, let me start this over. After 5 days of dominating Pump or Dump I think it's important that we give HUGE (like Fuccillo) props to Danielle Harris. Like, 'woah girl welcome to the first ever 'Pump or Dump: Hall of Fame'.

When I conjured up this hypothetical poll I assumed the hottest most half naked chick in porn would be taking home the 'Pump or Dump' crown for weeks on end. Seriously, I had no idea a 'regular chick' (for lack of a better term) would catch your eye, and stay there. Like, right up in it.

Each night we do this little thing that involves two very lovely ladies, you voting, and of course: the thought of taking one home. That's the idea with 'Pump or Dump'. While the odds of actually taking one of these lovelies home to, you know, make sweet love would never happen, it is nice to at least pretend, right? Speaking of which- How about Danielle Harris?