sword

Steel + ballistics gel = happy.

If we had the internet during the 15th century, this would have been an everyday occurrence, not fit to replace a top ten list about mutton parts. However it's currently possibly 2014, and this happened. Have you ever heard of the game The Legend of Zelda...

Well my mother did always say “you shouldn’t bring a foam sword to a bus fight”.

What’s dumber than a gamer paying $16,000 for the right to use a sword in a video game? How about if the game is free-to-play?