The Grossest Thing I Have Ever Seen.
The Super Bowl is over and if you did not see it, it's probably because you did not care and if you saw it then there is no need for me to blog about something you have already seen, so I am going to blog about the grossest thing that I have ever seen that you did not.
I've seen a lot of gross things: metaphorically and straight up gross, although I can get into some deep observation I made where the symbolism involved grossed me out about the culture nothing beats the kid who ate his boogers on the bus when I was in the 4th grade.
He was a younger kid, probably two years younger then me and he always ate his boogers on the bus, the other kids were grossed out but the kid seemed to enjoy grossing everyone out and he would eat those boogers with a big smile on his face.
I was never a fan of the kids work, I did not watch or encourage him like some of the other kids on the bus but one day the commotion the booger eating kid had caused was worth a look, apparently he had grossed everyone out like never before and I had to take a peek, what i saw was the grossest thing I have ever seen.
The booger eating kid had vomited all over himself and must of felt embraced because he was franticly eating his boogers but his boogers made him vomit more, I saw him sitting with his feet in the isle in a puddle of white chunky puke and I felt bad for him, I turned away because I couldn't take it anymore but then the kid sitting next to me on the bus puked into his hands because of what the booger eating kid was doing.
And that was the grossest thing I have ever seen.