A duck walks into a store and says, "Give me some Chapstick."
The clerk says, "How are you going to pay for that?"
"Oh, just put it on my bill."

This really quacks me up! OK, Enough bad puns.

What is up with this picture that the Saratoga Springs Police Department posted to their Facebook page? Why THIS picture? Why are the ducks outside a book store? Are they getting ready to rob the store?

Maybe, the ducks have a drug problem...you know they are quackheads. I understand the police wanted to make sure everyone knew that they don't monitor their Facebook page, but why choose this picture? Seriously, are they up to fowl play? OK, ENOUGH WITH THE PUNS!


Why do you think they used this picture?