On The Free Beer & Hot Wings Morning Show it is the epic tale of a 75-year-old woman's battle with a rabid raccoon. Just in case you missed it on The Free Beer & Hot Wings Morning Show, here it is again, so that you can share it with all of your friends. 

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Awwww isn't he a cute little guy?

Until he gets rabies and a and a 75-year-old woman has to strangle him to death.

I have never had to kill an animal. Sometimes I have dreams about having to kill snakes.

I have never been attacked by an animal. Or maybe I have, this one time when I was a kid I put my hand in the hamster cage and the hamster bit my finger. I pulled my hand back and the hamster held on for a little bit before being flung backward.

That is how I learned that hamsters are not good pets. I also learned that a domesticated hamster does not have rabies. That was years ago.

Today I learned that a 75-year-old woman walking through a garden can strangle a raccoon to death. Now I feel like my manhood is threatened, so I may find a hamster to strangle to death.

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