A Neck Holster For Your Pizza

It's either the first or last day of the rest of your life.

It's universal fact that pizza is the greatest thing man has ever done. Period. Cutting the pizza into slices is also handy, but they take up so many of your hands. How do you go about your busy life and get anything done while constantly holding a slice of pizza in each hand?

Well now you don't. You sling one of those bad boys into your neck pizza holder, the pizza pocket. This actual real product exists for you to buy. Made from the finest lanyards and plastic, the pizza pocket is sure to get you noticed.

WARNING: The pizza pocket is like placing a deliciously irresistible target on your chest. Use at your own risk.