I have a full head of beautiful hair, but I have never been more jealous of this chubby bald guy in all my life.

He is covered in adorable pugs. I want in and I want in NOW. I need to be attacked by these sweet little baby pugs in the worst way. Look at that scrumptious adorable sweet little attack. That is the most cute swarm of puppies a man's face has ever experienced!

Yes, I said "scrumptious." There is no other way to describe this level of cuteness. I promise.