Who does this Bro from Ohio think he is? Fist pumping isn’t a thing of the mid-west, this record belongs on the east coast all day.

According to Ohio.com James Peterson of Akron OH is attempting to set the world record for longest fist pump at 17 straight hours. Apparently he thinks his work experience of hanging light fixtures will give him an advantage. I say his lack of jager-bombs and jersey shore pumping through his veins sets him up for failure.

I am calling on the college kids of Albany NY to break this bum’s record and bring the title to the East coast. I know fist pumping is a jersey shore-long island thing, but from what I understand the schools here are crawling with bros. so stretch out, grab a Heineken and spike your hair. Its time to set a world record Albany!