I like robots, I want a robot, if I had a robot I would program it to laugh at my jokes. I would program it to create it's own facebook account and tell all of its robot friends to laugh at my jokes. I will be the worlds first 'Comedian for Robots' then we will take over the world. 

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This robot is a step in the right direction, but this robot seems lazy. The guy had to open the top of the robot and remove what looks like, soap and a towel. The human did all the work.

Then again, I don't know if I want robots that will do all the human work, then we will all turn into the humans in WALL-E shopping online and sipping soft drinks while riding around on hover chairs. The hover chairs sound pretty cool, but unfortunately we already have the soda sipping, online shoppers who can't move.

So we are taking a step in a direction, I don't know if I like this direction, I know I don't like One Direction.

If anything, you should support my plan of building a audience of robots to laugh at my Stand-Up Comedy, not for me, but for America.

 

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