Drunken Daredevil Trumpeter
She's gonna tell your mom.
I can only assume this is where this guy lives, he just seems so comfortable on what could easily be the second floor of his house. Nope, just a catwalk that should not be owned by anyone who has been drinking. I've always been told that with great beard comes great responsibility, and this guy obviously thinks he might be Spider-Man.
How did he get up there in the first place? Why does he keep his trumpet up there? Could we solve this with a baby gate? The world may never know.