Apparently I understand things better as patch notes.

I like science-y things, it gives my brain the illusion of being smart without having to know actual facts. So I found this video that said it was gonna casually explain evolution. As it turns out, "casual" in this case is interchangeable for gamer, as many of the explanations would make just as much sense as patch notes for "WOW." The dinosaurs extinction is explained as the "one of the Earth's most controversial balance updates."

I hope to find more things explained this way, because it may be the only way I'll actually pay attention to anything anymore.