My whole life I’ve wished for 2 things only, world peace and the chance to eat a baby’s head made of white chocolate.

The folks at have got their act together and have done me a giant favorite. Making baby heads made of white chocolate solves everything for me. This was I get all the excitement and joy of eating a baby head with out all the judgmental looks from people. Also these baby heads were designed to look evil so now when people see you eating this baby head they will see how evil it looks and understand that it had to be done. Evil babies should not be alive and deserve to be eaten. It’s science!

My aunt is an artist and a few years ago made an instillation piece of hundreds of babies made of dove soap. That would have been nice if I wanted to bathe with a baby guilt free but I can’t eat soap!