Free Stuff In Albany – Piano, Bed, Fish and More!

Sure most of it is absolute crap. However, crap or not this stuff is all completely FREE! People all over Albany realize they have got something strange and useless to them but that doesn't mean it’s useless to everyone else. I was cursing the craigslist free stuff pages when I came across some stuff that was both unique and terrible at the same time. But the bottom line this crap is free and either you or I need to pounce on it.

#5

This one is a gamble but always a smart investment. Does that look like a nice clean couch? No absolutely not, in fact the over under on it possessing bed bugs is pretty high. However, it is a couch and if I know couches which I’m pretty sure I do, they are almost guaranteed to have something inside them. Take this sucker home and you’re bound to find some loose change, maybe some soggy cheetos or cheerios or if your super lucky a lost TV remote control.

#4

Turn your home into a museum by bring back a piece of history. Proudly display this bed and allow your family and friends to sit and wonder on who and how many people were conceived on it.

#3

Okay, I know these seats look hideously filthy and the arm rest are all wrong, but the idea that I could have chairs in my house that fold up automatically  when my tushey isn't in them is incredibly appealing.

#2

This is less of a “FREE” item as much as it is Excalibur. He who can pull the sword from the stone shall be king of England and he who can lift this piano can have it.

#1

I don’t think there is anything I have to say about this one, it’s a free freaking fish! You say free fish and I come running. Not to mention, look at that bad boy suck! This is the perfect pet for that lonely bachelor who doesn't have enough time for a girlfriend.