Have A Safe Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween from Q103! I just want to remind you to have a safe Halloween and to look out for purging Creepy Clowns, here are some tips!

• Drink Pumpkin Beer!
• Look both ways before crossing the street.
• Blind the Creepy Clowns before you attack.
• Take pictures of the guys/girls in the skimpy Halloween costumes instead of actually taking them home.
• Drink Whiskey.
• Have a Designated Driver.
• Watch out for kids.
• Cut away from yourself when carving pumpkins.
• Don't forget to blow out the candle in your pumpkin.
• If you shoot a Creepy Clown, shoot away from the kids or homes of none Creepy Clown people.
• If you go into a Haunted House, Cornfield, or maze and you get too scared, close your eye's plug your ears and sing the National Anthem.
• Don't pick your nose before handing out candy.
• Break the Creepy Clown's legs with a baseball bat.
• Throw away any candy that has already been open.
• Throw candy that smells at Creepy Clowns.
• If you plan on toilet papering, egging, or shaving cream bombing anyone, run fast but still look both ways when you cross the street.
• Don't have sex or Jason, Freddy, Michael Myers, Leather Face, or some other slasher will kill you.
• Eat your beans.
• If someone gives your kids drugs, sell them back to the people who gave them to your kids, then call the cops on them.
• Ladies! PM pics of you in your sexy costumes to Dan America on Facebook.