It does not smell holly or jolly, but more like Grandma got ran over by a reindeer and then the reindeer pooped a little. Because its the morning after a day of mass consumption of beef, pork, poultry and sea food and possibly fruitcake. If you did not have any cheese then you are doing it wrong. Unless your Lactose Intolerant or if your allergic to dairy, then you did it right from a medical standpoint.
Your going to be sitting on the toilet, the sounds you will make have nothing to do with cheer.
It does not feel like Christmas. It feels more like you are a stocking that had been stuffed with candy, cake and eggnog.
There will defiantly be a moment where you reflect on all the things you ate. If you ate enough to be proud your stomach will try to pat you on the back. Unfortunately stomachs can not do that. But they can give you acid indigestion and make you double over in pain. Then someone else will pat you on the back, because your a champion.
Bells will be ringing in your head because you had been drinking all day and all night, you may have been home for Christmas but now you can't remember.
All you can keep thinking about is what you had to puke in when you woke up in the middle of the night. Was it a box? Or was it a bowl?
Maybe it was one of those big gourmet popcorn tins that you ate all the caramel and cheddar out of and left the plain butter popcorn for everyone else. But you forgot about it. So when you start to feel better and think to yourself "Mmmm Popcorn" you open the tin and get hit with karma.
It does not look allot like Christmas, because your living room may now look like a tornado ripped through a Walmart.
All you want is aspirin and coffee and if you hear so much as a jingle bell, your going to flip out.
Fortunately Q103 is here for you. Best of Free Beer & Hot Wings until 10am and then nonstop blocks of rock. Because after enduring Christmas day, you can say "I am Iron Man!"