I’m Not Suicidal, But If I Was; “Death By Tigers” Is the Way I’d Go Out Too

Some bro in Denmark passed on the cliché cyanide pill and opted for the underrated and more exotic exit plan. I have to say I’m a big fan of suicide by tigers.

According to the Toronto Sun a man in Denmark was mauled to death by tigers in what police are saying was a possible attempt at suicide. Now, I’m not suicidal, but if I was I'd think this is the best choice for anyone. 3 really good reasons for wondering into a tiger cage when your want to end it all.

#1: You get to touch a tiger right before your life comes to an end.

#2: you almost certainly will accomplish your goal.

#3: Worst case scenario if the tigers don’t kill you, you learn that you have a hidden knack for taming tigers and you become king of the tigers. And knowing this new fact about your self is enough for you to take a new lease on life and go on living happy.